He’s about to play a folk song on a watermelon. It makes perfect sense.
Oh, and I also want to say thanks for tuning in to all then new subscribers that came in this last week. I really appreciate you hitting that orange button, and I am going to work hard to earn your heart emoji. As you can see, sometimes I write Reddit posts about the growing and coagulating Stupid-American identity. Other times I draw New Yorker cartoons about singer-songwriters who for some reason cannot recognize guitars. Oh and there was this one time I wrote a 4,000-word essay trying to remember the name of a hotel I stayed at 10 years ago. That was a banger. And there was once a Choose Your Own Adventure series where you the reader got to be (now former) Congressman George Santos and choose how the story went. But that was a while ago. What? It makes perfect sense.
Oh oh - and for everyone who read the piece about my Joe Biden mug falling and breaking, UPDATE: It has been kintsuji’d, though Grace (my wife) doesn’t really trust the food-safe label on the epoxy so it’s just for pens now.
I can’t believe you kintsuji’d Dark Brandon
Well, you are supposed to thunk and thwap watermelons with your fingers in order to find the best one, so using it as a musical instrument isn't that far off. At least in my goofy kitchen.
But that fantastic lego Taj Mahal behind the mug! Why no mention of THAT?!