Tortoise Triangle3-second readLouis WittigJun 18, 2025421ShareIt’s funny because the tortoise is very old and he can’t see so good, and he thinks the rocks are…eh, nevermind.
I think the current oldest tortoise lives on the island of Saint Helena. He's nearly 200 years old but doesn't look a day over 150. (Insert fantastically bad rim shot right here)