It’s funny because the tortoise is very old and he can’t see so good, and he thinks the rocks are…eh, nevermind.
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It’s funny because the tortoise is very old and he can’t see so good, and he thinks the rocks are…eh, nevermind.
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I think the current oldest tortoise lives on the island of Saint Helena. He's nearly 200 years old but doesn't look a day over 150. (Insert fantastically bad rim shot right here)